*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade
be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand
what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????